Sense Of Smell T-Shirts

"He thinks he's so clever, sucking on breath mints and wearing cologne, but he's not fooling me, I can smell he's still smoking in secret..."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

Aromatherapy for Men

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

Pope Kimba XXIII.

"Very funny."

"The test results have come back - you ARE a t**t."

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"What do you love best about me. . . my handsome face or my sexy body?"

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

"I want you to leave here today with a message of joy!..."

"What pheromone are you using?"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

Sensory confusion syndrome.

"The asteroid will hit in 2032, but I’m prepared!"

'Yes, I laugh at most things, but it doesn't mean I can't have a serious conversation...'

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

LOVENUTS: 'We were irresistibly attracted to each other's smells,' says Jo-Jo.

"No offense."

"To compensate for the immediate depreciation of your new car, you get a year's supply of new car smell aerosol spray."

'Garlic or non-garlic?'

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"Your perfume is driving me crazy. It smells like truffles."

"I asked you to take Mother home, not too a home."

"Absolutely perfect! How did you know?"

'Those plug in air-fresheners seem to do the trick.'