Senses T-Shirts

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Ewww

The Sensitive Dude.

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Barristers wearing clothes pegs to overcome a bad smell

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

At the animal perfume fair.

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'Oliver's a very sensitive singer-songwriter.'

"Sabre-tooth, not buck tooth."

'Meeting someone tonight?'

'Care to roll in our featured scent?'

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."

'Haven't you ever seen a starched necktie?'

"Do I look ridiculous in these clothes?"

'I used to be called a sensitive man... now I'm just called a gay man.'

ASMR Dominatrix

Air Freshener shaped like a leaf falls victim to Autumn.

'This is sensational, Madam...in fact, it comes with a complimentary pepper spray!'

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

'Got any of those pine tree air fresheners?'

Scent - free samples.

"Yeah, doc, I'm under a lot of pressure! All these gift cards I've been carrying around forever expire today!"

'Come in'.

'Dad I'm getting gym kit, sweat, skunk - and girls. Girls on the nose.'

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

"I'll have whatever I'm hearing being opened in the kitchen."

"Ow! Ow! Ow..." "On second thought, I should have made gazpacho."

'All my senses are very acute.'