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'Come in'.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

The First Fire Stick

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Runner going through hurdles.

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

You finished Netflix

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

Racing road signs

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

Tactile Art.

'That's it, Darlene -- conserve your energy for the final lap! Stay right in her draft!'

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

ESP society.

"Here we go, one lap left in the Olympic Finals, and we're heading into the final sprint!"

Suddenly Henry knew someone had read his thoughts, and he felt violated.

How psychics keep out the riffraff...

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

ASMR Dominatrix

ESP test

"Warm buttery overtones reminiscent of the summer sun setting over the Tuscan hills. A reipe peppery bouquet, shame it tastes like camel piss."

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

We process all information through our senses...

"Ow! Ow! Ow..." "On second thought, I should have made gazpacho."