Soul Sensation T-Shirts

Amy Winehouse

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Romance

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Wolf Karaoke

'I always cry at weddings!'

Karataoke

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

You're the cream in my coffee.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Romantic Tree Carving

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

Letter writing lady.

"You've been served."

"It was her mothers"

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

'I can change! I swear!'

'When love is color Blind.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

The Sensitive Dude.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Ventriloquist Audition

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

ONE IN A MILLION

Broken Heart

Footballer playing for time

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"I knew it!"