Soul Sensation Pillows

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Romance

'I always cry at weddings!'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Wolf Karaoke

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

You're the cream in my coffee.

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"You've been served."

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

Letter writing lady.

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"It was her mothers"

Romantic Tree Carving

'I can change! I swear!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

The Sensitive Dude.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Ventriloquist Audition

Footballer playing for time

"Remember the good old days, when all we had to worry about was a dollar-sixty-a-pound sirloin?"

"Why are you special? Because I'm your mommy, and I'm special."

He. 'How would you like to own a--er--a little puppy?' She. 'Oh, Mr. Softly, this is so sudden!'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

Broken Heart