Solo Sensation Pillows

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Wolf Karaoke

The First Fire Stick

Karataoke

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Doughnut Making

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Ultimately love would find her...

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

Ventriloquist Audition

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"I still maintain an online presence."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Footballer playing for time

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Amy Winehouse

Surfing Pensioner

Just married.

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"All the world's gotta do is look at me once, and I'll tap dance until I die."

Barihunk

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

John Travolta.

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'Managers karaoke night'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"If you love yourself then you'll never be alone."

Football anagrams: Sing up goal ace. (Answer: Paul Gascoigne)