Singing Sensation Pillows

'Everyone in favor of buying cooler choir robes for the summer, sing hallelujah!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Ventriloquist Audition

'Karaoke is jus' the best dang ol' thang the Japanese ever invented!'

Barihunk

Footballer playing for time

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Pavarotti Dead - Burgers out of Business.

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

'What aria do you call this?!?'

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."

"Would it disturb you if I sang?"

Give up and follow singers.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'Managers karaoke night'

"Joan has a 'young voice' for her age!"

Wolf Karaoke

"I really hope she's high on something."

Dick Van Dyke

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

The First Fire Stick

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Will broker deals for food'

Casting Director

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

Communication

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."