Singing Sensation Prints

'Everyone in favor of buying cooler choir robes for the summer, sing hallelujah!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

American Idol judges

Ventriloquist Audition

Karataoke

'Karaoke is jus' the best dang ol' thang the Japanese ever invented!'

Barihunk

Footballer playing for time

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

'What happened to the guy with the harmonica?'

Pavarotti Dead - Burgers out of Business.

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

'What aria do you call this?!?'

"That's the one-under, the one-under of you..."

Football anagrams: Sing up goal ace. (Answer: Paul Gascoigne)

John Travolta.

"Would it disturb you if I sang?"

Give up and follow singers.

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'Managers karaoke night'

"Joan has a 'young voice' for her age!"

Narcissus takes voice lessons...

Wolf Karaoke

"I really hope she's high on something."

Dick Van Dyke

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

The First Fire Stick

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Parents start infant on the way to fame.