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Pungens Prostratum

The Clouds of Repellent

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Sensitive Dude.

'Mummy, can you please pull the curtain and make it dark please? I'm scared of the light...'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

Amy Winehouse

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

Monster Horrorscopes

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Did I miss something?"

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

'Be sure to eat every bite — the chef is a very sensitive guy.'

'It's so beautiful, yet fragile. Safe, yet vulnerable. More precious than any star in the heavens.'

'To cure your dog I suggest you change your aftershave lotion, Mr Lutshbuddle.'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

'Garlic or non-garlic?'

'I'm not happy with my 'honey and lilac' shampoo.'

"Whore of Babylon?"

Skunk to psychologist: 'It doesn't do me any good to stop and smell the roses.'

"Well look who decided to show up."

'...he's got more sense than money.'

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

'I hope you'll dump me... I want to start writing poetry.'

'He likes your aftershave lotion.'

Words do hurt.

"Attention, everyone! I have a very important Zoom meeting in a few minutes so I need this city to be completely quiet."

'I wish you'd stop recounting boyhood stories with the phrase, 'Back when I was your height'.'

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

Stinky fish

Noisy Neighbours

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