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"Ow! Ow! Ow..." "On second thought, I should have made gazpacho."

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

"Tinnitus?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

I think therefore I am.

"The kids are growing up so fast."

The Sensitive Dude.

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

'I must smell more.'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

"Would you describe your gall as mitigated or unmitigated?"

"It's the Facebook of scentual media."

'Thirteen'

"Hold that fixation."

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"First, I did things for my parents' approval, then I did things for my parents' disapproval, and now I don't know why I do things."

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

'Alex, you're getting more aloof by the day. You're binge meditating again, aren't you?'

Hypnotherapy: prices subject to change without conscious notice.

"This is my son the non-traditional healer."

"It's going to rain — I can feel it in my bones."

Man with big nose smelling various things.

An awareness of the human condition momentarily held up the breakfast preparations.