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Sensory confusion syndrome.

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Saxophone Player.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

I think therefore I am.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

The Sensitive Dude.

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Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Computer Music

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

The Invention of Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

'I must smell more.'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

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"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'