Sense Explorer Mugs

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Saxophone Player.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

I think therefore I am.

Graph to find your IQ

The Sensitive Dude.

It's a picture book. The words aren't called "subtitles."

Footballer kicking his own brain.

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Computer Music

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

The Invention of Bagpipes

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

'I must smell more.'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."