Sense Explorer Pillows

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

Saxophone Player.

Thinking with the left side of the brain/Thinking with what's left of your brain.

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Pride, Covetousness, Lust, Anger, Gluttony, Envy..."

I think therefore I am.

Footballer kicking his own brain.

The Sensitive Dude.

Graph to find your IQ

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

Computer Music

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

The Invention of Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

'I must smell more.'

"It's not the timing of our relationship that's wrong. It's the lighting."

"I tell you, the book has everything- sex, history, consciousness, and cats!"

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I think an IQ test would be more appropriate at this time."

The author will be signing books for fifteen minutes.

'He's giving us a final request? Ask for a glass of Beaujolais Nouveau - that'll give us till November.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'