Extra-sensory Explorer Pillows

How psychics keep out the riffraff...

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"It's a list of possible side effects."

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"It's the adorable snowman!"