Smell Explorer T-Shirts

Man with big nose smelling various things.

"Say, what's that funny smell?"

'Oh, man, Russell,,,it really smells like death in here'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'Is that the smell of fear? Or is it just Meatloaf Monday in the cafeteria?'

Tzatzikicicle

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Pheromones.

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Habanero ..."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

A consumer guide to cheese.

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'