Smoke Explorer T-Shirts

It's a movie about people who leave earth in search of a planet they can smoke legally!

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Too much cilantro

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

I love Cannelloni

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Tzatzikicicle

Merry Christmas.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

California Beverages Map

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Complaints Desk

"Habanero ..."

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"