Smoke Explorer T-Shirts

It's a movie about people who leave earth in search of a planet they can smoke legally!

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Too much cilantro

US v.s. Tech Giants

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

I love Cannelloni

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Merry Christmas.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Tzatzikicicle

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

California Beverages Map

Complaints Desk

'I feel cosmopolitan tonight, Joe - Give me a scotch with an irish Chaser.'

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Habanero ..."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"I can really taste my food since giving up smoking, so I've started again."