Fragrance Explorer T-Shirts

"Does she like to smell strange?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Too much cilantro

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Charles didn't like tofu."

I love Cannelloni

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Tzatzikicicle

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Pheromones.

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Habanero ..."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

'All our family's creativity is channelled into finding ways to gain weight.

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

'I must smell more.'