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Pheromones.

'Hon, I'm home!'

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Astronaut love

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

The Loving Couple

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Mate Mart

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Happy Valentine's Day.

Single men in Tahiti

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

'I must smell more.'

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

Carbon Dating Agency

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

"We think it had something to do with love."

"There's plenty of fish in the sea!"