Christmas Scent Explorer T-Shirts

"Reindeer?! It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

'I must smell more.'

Excess

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

Nature Scents Research Department.

Steampunk Santa

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

'What's that your wearing?'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"Does she like to smell strange?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

'So, if I don't get laid this weekend can I have a refund?'

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

Covid - Comfort Candles