Christmas Scent Explorer T-Shirts

"Reindeer?! It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Canine Scentipede

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"When are you gonna roll in something?"

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

'I must smell more.'

Excess

Shepherd points out the north star to 3 wisemen holding maps.

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'The next time something follows you home, you have my permission to go straight to Timmy's house for a sleepover.'

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

Nature Scents Research Department.

"Does she like to smell strange?"

'What's that your wearing?'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

Steampunk Santa

'Dear, this is gift shop number 3. You now owe me 1 bait & tackle, 1 hardware store, and a bar.'

'He'll like this perfume. It has that new car smell.'

'Do you have something that will make my husband smell like someone other than my husband?'

'So, if I don't get laid this weekend can I have a refund?'

"I can't tell the difference - They all smell like carrots to me."

Covid - Comfort Candles

Old man spraying himself with 'Young man smell' deodorant.