Nature Scent Seeker T-Shirts

Nature Scents Research Department.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Canine Scentipede

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Pheromones.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'I must smell more.'

An archeologist uncovers a nasty stench in 'The Discovery of King TOOT-IN-COFFIN'.

Excess

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"