Nature Scent Seeker Gifts

Nature Scents Research Department.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Canine Scentipede

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

An archeologist uncovers a nasty stench in 'The Discovery of King TOOT-IN-COFFIN'.

'I must smell more.'

Excess

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

"That shampoo was delicious!"

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!