Nature Seeker With A Twist Gifts

My annual treecation: A week away from work, sitting beneath a tree with a twist. My gadgets have run low on power, my mini portable generator has died. So not it's just me and you, tree. Just the two of us. True escape from the world. The boredom is destroying my soul. He won't last half-minute.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Vegetarian Birds

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Psychobabbling brook.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Roads with a view.

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Graffitti.

Pastrami in the wild

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Tarzan mobile phone

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

Space bee

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"