Nature Seeker With A Twist Gifts

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

Vegetarian Birds

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Psychobabbling brook.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Roads with a view.

Entering Megalopolis - next Bucolic area 162 miles.

Graffitti.

Pastrami in the wild

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Kick-line Deer Crossing. A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"It seemed bigger in the brochure."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

Not-Quite-Quick-Enough Sand

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Gone Swimmin'.

Space bee

Tourist is told to go home by a monument

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Just as Lyle was about to give up on ever seeing a whale off the east coast, a strange and miraculous thing happened.

This way to Utopia. . . No cell or wifi reception here.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"I wasn't getting any work done at home, so I thought I'd try somewhere hot, bright and uncomfortable."