Nature Mystery Seeker Gifts

'...All the really cool stuff is way deeper in the woods.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Wildlife

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Fly Football

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Look, a bug!"

Paranormal A-Z...

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"I said slime."

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Koala

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."