Nature Mystery Seeker Gifts

'...All the really cool stuff is way deeper in the woods.'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Wildlife

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Fly Football

'Okay, is there anybody else whose homework ate their dog?'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Look, a bug!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Are we there yet?'

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"I said slime."

'Boy, if you'd just stop roaming around, it would be easier to find you...'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Koala

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."