Nature Lover With A Twist Gifts

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Enjoying the Great Outdoors.

'I'll never take you backpacking again.'

A bear wearing a park ranger hat leans against a tree and smokes.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"If we make it greener on this side of the river, the wildebeests will cross here..."

Putterflies.

Home Comforts

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"So Sir, happy with your new shell?"

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Cloud Spotting

"I say let it simmer for a few more hours in the sun to let it tenderize!"

"There's sewage in the rivers, there's sewage in the lakes. We'd be right at home living in the country."

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

Paddleboarding skills put to use at camp.

Robot and sun

An eagle catches springboard diver.

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

Roadie

Toilet Trees

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Horror Tales of Hunting

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

Exercising.

Psychobabbling brook.

No Cow Tipping

'I'm trying to increase my pocket money... Do you need some Guano to fertilize your garden, sir?'

Roads with a view.

"What a beautiful day..."

"Should we go to Target?"

"Aww, damn - now nature's gone woke!"

My annual treecation. Just a guy and his tree. And his iPad, iPod, iTouch, Macbook, previous generation of all of the above for backup purposes. And a small power generator. Just us and the quiet solitude of nature. Beep, beep, beep, beep, B -

"I'm not seeking solitude – I'm seeking service."