Nature Enthusiast With A Twist Gifts

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

'Alright, he's in position, release the counter attack.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"The drone-cam shows the farmer and the dog in the high paddock, so the chicken-coop is unprotected: Go for it Dad!"

Tarzan mobile phone

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Romantic Giraffes

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

A large leaf falling on a dog

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Welcome Spring.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'