Nature's Quirks Aficionado Gifts

Gardener and the Giant Snail

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Psychobabbling brook.

Roads with a view.

"Pass that."

Pastrami in the wild

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'I thought a camping trip would keep your mind off work. What I'd like to know is how you got your desk out here without me knowing.'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

Tarzan mobile phone

"Norman's really into wild paddling."

To begin, click on the bread crumb icon.

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'Fancy a game of dress poker tonight darlin'?'

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Give Chlorophyll.

BIG HOOF

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Nudist Beach for Muppets

"There's a nuclear waste dump with broken barrels under your garden but you won't get cancer. I'll eat you first!"

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

'Saint Francis changes his mind about animals'

"I've just realised I forgot to record Bake Off. I'm going to have to go back!"

The Vampire Tree is common in the neck of the woods.

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'