Pun-loving Naturalist Gifts

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

Do it yourself books.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Sperm Whale.

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Pass that."

The Sensitive Dude.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Glimpses One Dollar

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

"No conifering, please."

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

Happiness is iPadding a nature show in surround-smell.

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

Cycle of Death and Life.

Despite everyone's best efforts, the peace talks quickly broke down.

Ice Age.

Antacid rain

Ship Modelers in Damnation

'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'

"It's called 'Unfinished Nude'."

'Do you think he'll win the second race?' - 'Yes, because he's running in the first race.'

'Al is your dog in season again?'

"Something with a 'moose call' ringtone."

'I like it!'

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'

"Look away dear, there's that dreadful 'Phallus impudicus'"