Pun-loving Naturalist Gifts

'Fly me straight over the bears, James...'

Do it yourself books.

'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Pass that."

The Sensitive Dude.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

Glimpses One Dollar

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Doctor to Pinocchio: 'I'm referring you to a tree surgeon.'

"You're a gifted writer, although at times you're just too precious."

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'Our newest board member wants a ban on animal testing except for rodents.'

'We now have a drug to cure 'writer's block' but a common side effect is plagiaism.'

"No conifering, please."

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

Ice Age.

Wilkins refused to sink to their level.

Despite everyone's best efforts, the peace talks quickly broke down.

Cycle of Death and Life.

Antacid rain

'Honey, the 'best before' date on this zebra was over two weeks ago.'

"It's called 'Unfinished Nude'."

'Al is your dog in season again?'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?' - 'Yes, because he's running in the first race.'

"Something with a 'moose call' ringtone."

'I like it!'

"Look away dear, there's that dreadful 'Phallus impudicus'"

'I don't have the heart to tell him we bought the farm and coming to take the signs down.'