Nature's Oddities Admirer Gifts

BIG HOOF

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Pass that."

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"What a way to go."

Tarzan mobile phone

Butterfly catcher about to get in to trouble with a giant butterfly

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

"Who died?"

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

"What do you mean MOO?"

Farmers Market. These fresh vegetables are phenomenal! It's uncanny!

Museum. Charles Darwin Exhibit. H.M.S. Beagle. So, Darwin said for a species to survive it has to change into something else --- Doesn't that defeat the purpose?

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

'Well, actually I DO have a small tree growing out of my head!'

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Suspicious family of werdios

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

Snake; 'Don't have a hissy fit!'

Dogs sniffing elephant.

Mother Nature goes appliance shopping.

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."

'Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's pretty much true.'

Why the chicken crossed the road...

'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'

Camel with Mountain-Like Humps

'I have a feeling I'm going to tie into something big this time.'