Nature's Oddities Admirer Gifts

BIG HOOF

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

"Pass that."

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"What a way to go."

Ed's Odd Job Lot.

Gardener and the Giant Snail

Butterfly catcher about to get in to trouble with a giant butterfly

'That will be $600, thank you...'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'Coniferous Rhinoceros.'

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"Yeah, I don't have to go to the dentist, but I do need to ingest rocks to break down my food, and believe me, it's not much fun either. . ."

"What do you mean MOO?"

"Who died?"

'Well, actually I DO have a small tree growing out of my head!'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.

"I put the price up after the local council decided to make it a nudist beach."

Suspicious family of werdios

Man on bench in park feeding balloons gift tags.

"Should we look it up on Google and see if it's dangerous?"

Snake; 'Don't have a hissy fit!'

Dogs sniffing elephant.

'Live today like you're gonna die tomorrow Gus. But we're fruit flies so it's pretty much true.'

"Wait, I identify as a snake!"

'I have a feeling I'm going to tie into something big this time.'

Camel with Mountain-Like Humps

Why the chicken crossed the road...

'Yeeoww Dangit, Morrie - cut your toenails,, You're gonna rip the sheets'

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."