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'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Santa Claus is no longer part of my belief system."

A politically correct snowperson.

"I've been a good boy all year, but I can't hold out much longer!"

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

Snowman

Marley had a little lamb

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Just one more choccy...

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

O Christmas Tea

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Merry Kissmas

"Hi, my name is Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "And I have a drinking problem." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph." "Hi Rudolph."

Street Carolers

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Happy St Pancakes Day

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

'I'm writing my New Year's resolutions.' - 'I resolve to finish everything that I start.'

Peace on Earth

"I didn't get anything I asked for last year so I want your acceptance of this year's list to be notarized."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Hold still, it's a programme about making your own tv cabinet."