Holiday Spirit Seekers T-Shirts

"Happy St. Patrick's Day"

"I guess this explains why everybody has had to buy their own Christmas presents since we were kids."

Department store Santas deal with kids who are naughty and kids who are nice.

'Look, I don't know how you found us but there's nothing in your sack we want in exchange for exclusive rights to the 25th, whoever's 'father' you are!...'

Robin's Christmas stocking

Delivery Person plays the violin

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Fleas Navidad.

Ice Skater

Santa called but you were out!

Snowman

Santa CGI Effect

Tipping Pain Chart

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

Reindeer

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Just one more choccy...

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Farmer Christmas.

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

Happy St Pancakes Day

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Street Carolers

Merry Kissmas

O Christmas Tea

Marley's Ghost

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas