Holiday Spirit Hunter T-Shirts

Christmas Party Pick-up Lines.

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Fleas Navidad.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Santa called but you were out!

Ice Skater

Snowman

Tipping Pain Chart

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Santa CGI Effect

"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Three

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

Just one more choccy...

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

A few post-Christmas options for Santa.

Marley's Ghost

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

December 26 - Vegas, office (post) Christmas party.

Merry Kissmas

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

O Christmas Tea

Street Carolers

Happy St Pancakes Day