Romantic Scent Explorer Gifts

Pheromones.

'Hon, I'm home!'

Cosmonaut

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Astronaut love

The Loving Couple

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Mate Mart

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Relax babe, that's me before the operation,'

Single men in Tahiti

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"This is the last time I let anyone fix me up with a blind date!"

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

'Do you mean I leave a lot to be desired bad, or a lot to be desired good?'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters IX and x.

Carbon Dating Agency

'I must smell more.'

"I'm afraid you will have to sign a non-disclosure agreement."

'For goodness sake, don't struggle. I think this is quicksand.'

"They discovered an Earthlike planet, and it's close." "Earthlike?" "Does it have oceans and beaches and sensual ladies who like to gaze at sunsets?" "It may have liquid water. And it's orbiting a red dwarf, so it'll always look like sunset." "But is there anyone there to whisper sweet nothings to?" "I know a guy at NASA. If they send a probe, maybe he could add your dating profile."

"I can't wait to see what you're like online."

"We think it had something to do with love."