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'What have you got that smells like a 52 inch, plasma screen TV with surround sound audio and voice activated DVR and remote...?'

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Baby Playing Violin

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

I love Cannelloni

Timpani.

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Tzatzikicicle

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"Habanero ..."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

Nano technology.

"Right - that's my laptop, my laptop charger...my kindle, my kindle charger....my iphone, my iphone charger...my ipad, my ipad charger...all my spare batteries and spare chargers...hmmm, I don't seem to have any room for my clothes..."

'He's judging our reserve pinot noir - five years to produce it, five seconds in his mouth.'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'I must smell more.'