Atmosphere Explorer T-Shirts

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

Outer Space Outsourcing

Alien David statue

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

Painting clouds

'But what is the universe for?'

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

God Sneezes Out Creation

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"Would you relax? They never look up."

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

The First Martian Dog.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

The flies have landed.

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'