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'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

Painting clouds

A skier and a paraglider

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

The Troposhere

Space: Property of No-One

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'Three big corks? That's it?' (Environmental Improvement).

Starving Acrobats

'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

Ski-lift clothes line.

"I just hope this doesn't define me."

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

'Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.'

"I'm supposed to be someplace downtown right now, sucking the air out of the room."

'We love having you in the Granny flat, mother, but we must respect each others space.'

'I'm afraid Roswell is all booked up -- How about Area 51?'

'I found the black box.'

Windsock

"Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need."

'Walter, I need more space!'

'Separate bedrooms aren't enough -- we need separate breakfast nooks.'

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'