Atmosphere Seeker Gifts

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

Painting clouds

A skier and a paraglider

"Yeah, OK! You surrender. We get it. That's great. Now who's in charge around here? Hello? Yoo-hoo."

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"Gosh, it's hot in Roswell!"

Space: Property of No-One

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

The Troposhere

Louis-Joseph Gay-Lussac: 'The Limoges conference...study the chemical composition of the atmosphere at high altitudes."

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'

The Top and The Tippy-top (mountain climbing)

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

'Three big corks? That's it?' (Environmental Improvement).

Starving Acrobats

Ski-lift clothes line.

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"I just hope this doesn't define me."

'Sir, do you wish to be seated in the ambiance, or non-ambience section?'

'Please remember, it's the ambience you're paying for here.'

'Let's make a quick stop in Vegas and blame it on an unruly passenger.'

'I found the black box.'

"I'm supposed to be someplace downtown right now, sucking the air out of the room."

"Relax, folks, this is not an invasion! Just an unscheduled landing because two of our crew members got in a scuffle over a reclined seat."

'I'm afraid Roswell is all booked up -- How about Area 51?'

"Margaret would like to move to a larger house, but I just don't see the need."

'Walter, I need more space!'

Windsock

'We love having you in the Granny flat, mother, but we must respect each others space.'

' Dave - I need you to give me more space.'