Climate Seeker Gifts

Don't stop oil.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Booster shots

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Candle Portraits.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Catatonic

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

The New Normal

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'I'm afraid the numbers don't lie Norton, we're definitely nerds.'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Global Warming.

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Deforestation.

Ice Fishing

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

'I've figured out why bad things happen to good people.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

Sleepy Bunny

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

Vaccine hurdles

Sea Change.