Climate Changer Gifts

"I'll stop global warming with ice cream."

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

"We've never regretted relocating to California!"

Unsuitable clothing.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

The Audacity of Fake Environmental Hope

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Polluted geese

But is it organic?

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Scarcity

The interested bystanders.

Politically Correct Snowperson

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

Global Warmer 2000.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

Just Stop Boil

Trump leaving

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."