Climate Defier Gifts

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Head over Hooves

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"We'll always have Paris..."

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

To do before Saturday...

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Emergency exit into Space

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

The New Normal

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Deforestation.

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

Einstein's brother developed the theory of 'relativism'.

Sea Change.

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

These upside-down tomato planters simplify everything. But, dad. Mother nature wants plants to grow upwards. Sez who?

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019