Climate Defier Gifts

"It's Spring. I'm wearing it."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

"We'll always have Paris..."

Head over Hooves

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"Stop summoning me about rising sea levels. I do costumed supervillains staling jewels, men in beanies grabbing handbags - that sort of thing."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

To do before Saturday...

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

Emergency exit into Space

The New Normal

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Polar Bear at the Ice Machine

Deforestation.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

Is it me or are we getting a lot more wind lately?

The Ship of Fools. The earth as a ship, heading for destruction as people party, oblivious to the danger

Sea Change.

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Now I don't know what it's like in New York, but this is Kansas city, and we follow the laws of physics out here.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'