Cold Climate Chaser Gifts

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Ice Fishing

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Running out of Gas.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

Football fan

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

Skier leaves his skis behind.

It's a forwarding address to a feeder in Florida. Bird seed.

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Ice Fishing

Ice Whaling

Global Warming Penguin

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

Move to Arizona.

Before and After Tattoos.

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

"Now let's try fastening the other boot."

Beware of the dog in the igloo

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