Cold Climate Chaser Gifts

One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Ice Fishing

"Ahhh, right there. Right there!"

"Fish needs bigger hole."

'Hours out here in the freezing cold and not a deer in sight! That's it - I'm going home!'

Running out of Gas.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 5. Forget how hot the coffee is while you're thinking how cool you look sitting in a coffee shop.

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

Football fan

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"Cold today, continued cold tomorrow and 100% chance of cold through Wednesday..."

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Ice Whaling

Ice Fishing

Global Warming Penguin

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

Move to Arizona.

Explorers discover the last contrarian without a podcast.

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

Before and After Tattoos.

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

To conserve the husky's energy Nanouk the Eskimo took a minimum of baggage...

"Now let's try fastening the other boot."

Beware of the dog in the igloo

How do Eskimos make love?