Fresh Air Seeker Gifts

Dog wearing a gas mask fetches his master's slippers.

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

Ski-lift clothes line.

"I was sympathetic yesterday when you asked if you could step outside 'For a breath of fresh air'..."

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Beach Barbecue

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Walkers

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Going to Sea.

I'm not evolving - I just thought I should lower my salt intake.

Chilly baby.

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

A businessman leaves a building carrying a surfboard

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Elephant seeking fresh air

"Holy water, holy water...."

Becalmed yachts

Clean air.

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Cuba Holidays

No Loitering

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

'I'm going to stop coming here -it's completely lost it's fresh, country atmosphere!'

'If God had meant us to fly, he would have made airline seats big enough to sit in.'