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The Troposhere

Painting clouds

'The barometric pressure begins to tell on Stan the weatherman.'

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

The star hunters

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Employee of the Month Parking

"My calculations are complete. We could toast 12,000 marshmallows every day for every person on earth for 36,000 years with one solar flare."

A sun opens its mouth to eat a burning Earth

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Life and Death

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

The Male Atom: Sex, Sport, War and Good Intentions.

Football

Save Mars

Flying in Formation.

Now hiring.

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

A Simplified Map Airport Map

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

Left Behind

"My, it feels good to sit down."

"All Vangundy is or ever shall be he owes to his mother."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Air Dentistry

Fish Boarding

Aurora

"Remember son, evolution peaks with us - chimps were in space before man!"

'He has really taken to the training.'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'