Ambience Appreciator T-Shirts

"The sound of violins, the night, the wine, the ambience—but most of all, Louise, you!"

"You go ahead. I'm kinda feeling this music."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Painting clouds

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Snow flake

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Don't you wish you worked in an office sometimes? No! Tree's Tree Nursery. There's nothing here to listen to. Are you kidding. Whoosh. Crack. Rustle. Thwump. Caw. Yes, but there's no ironic commentary. Are you kidding?

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

Romantic Tree Carving

Pea

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

Dogs and Chickens

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"Great set of pipes!"

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."

Namastayyy

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."