Ambience Appreciator T-Shirts

"The sound of violins, the night, the wine, the ambience—but most of all, Louise, you!"

"You go ahead. I'm kinda feeling this music."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Painting clouds

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Snow flake

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

Father Christmas Painting Robins.

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Pea

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Romantic Tree Carving

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"I knew I shouldn't of let you organise our beach wedding!"

"This family seems to multiply every year."

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Dogs and Chickens

Dung Beetle Pottery Class.

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

Springtime rabbits.

"Great set of pipes!"

'There's also a small translation fee sir.'

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"My mum's favourite recipes are: birch with mayonnaise, oak with tomato sauce, hazel with Dijon mustard, beech with salt and pepper and pine with soy sauce..."