Ambiance Appreciator T-Shirts

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Painting clouds

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"My kid could do that."

"Pencil eraser."

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

The Troposhere

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

"I love this planet!"

'Sorry about the smell -- I just had a mass extinction.'

The Scream take its temperature

The bill for smelling the aroma from the kitchen... that'll be ten pounds.

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

Perpetual Motion.

'This Valentine's, Ted and I are just giving each other more space.'

Windsock

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

'Ahhhh...it almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'

"The sound of violins, the night, the wine, the ambience—but most of all, Louise, you!"

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

"With all that tinkering do you really save time?"

'The barometric pressure begins to tell on Stan the weatherman.'

"You go ahead. I'm kinda feeling this music."

'Todd, have you ever noticed how thunder sounds like the angels are bowling?... Todd?'

"According to this, there's a cafe without muzak two streets away."