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Our next story is about an lawyer who goes around suing restaurants for improper lighting. Ah, an "ambiance chaser"!

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Tong!"

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Keen gardener.

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

"Great Perfume!"

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"But is it..?"

'Those showy blooms are very susceptible to pests.'