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'I like the soothing squeaking of the dessert cart wheels better than any background music.'

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Edison: The Early Years,

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Yoga.

"Showoff"

"It is my place!"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

Muzak's Top 10

"That's O.K., Dad. I think I'll do with the ambient waterfall sounds tonight."

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

Confucius say: shut up.

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

Frog Prince

Meditation: Do Not Disturb.

'Pretend you're the Museum of Modern Art. Do you like it?'

Meditation Center

My compliments to the chef – These colors totally match my Instagram aesthetic.

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

They're so thoughtful

Mississippi John Hurt

The bill for smelling the aroma from the kitchen... that'll be ten pounds.

"You'll love this internet cafe. It's got great blogosphere."

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

'That's old Goopta - he decided to quit at the top of his game.'

Make America Quiet

'It's an epic mural called 'The Sees of Change'.'

"Now, there's a nice contemporary sunset!"

Love Birds love being showered with love and kisses

"Perhaps a glass of Chardonnay at the Bar a Vins?" Jacob said, invitingly. But when he turned, there was no one.

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