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"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

The Selfie

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'Wow, talk about genius!'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Subwoofer

Music producers.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Outré or simply bad?"

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Hoxton map.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'You're no Pollock.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'