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"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

The Selfie

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"It said this 'Spilt Coffee' series afforded her a lifetime of lattes."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

Music producers.

Subwoofer

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

"Excuse me, but could you ask the chef to make this a little more photogenic?"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

"Outré or simply bad?"

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Hoxton map.

'This is the painting he was about to start when he shot himself.'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Brat"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'