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"Ambiance or non-ambiance section?"

The bill for smelling the aroma from the kitchen... that'll be ten pounds.

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Tong!"

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

La Dame aux Camelias

Keen gardener.

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

Overpowering perfume

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."