Ambiance Enthusiast Prints

"Ambiance or non-ambiance section?"

The bill for smelling the aroma from the kitchen... that'll be ten pounds.

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Tong!"

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

Aromatherapy for Men

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'. . . it's not everyone has their own micro-climate Bernard.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Boy that Donna BUGS me! Every party she goes to, she ALWAYS has to make a grand entrance!'

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

Keen gardener.

La Dame aux Camelias

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Overpowering perfume

'I just come here for the ambiance. The food's lousy, so ordered a pizza be delivered.'

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

"Great Perfume!"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."