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'You're cleaning the house. Who's coming over?'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"I didn't spark joy."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Woman has 3 towels in her restroom: 'Mine', 'Mine' and 'Mine'.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

James decided to stay in that night.

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'Ooh, hey...real hardwood floors!'

"We want it to look lived in, but not necessarily by us."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

"Okay, lady, your new carpet is installed...you can let your dog back in now."

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Pea green

'We've been enjoying the ambiance for 20 minutes. Now we'd like to enjoy some service.'

Living together, couple in love.

'I love what you've not done with the place.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"My son has a magnetic personality. That's why he's always hanging on the refrigerator door."